Our Ratings Scale
We only eat pepperoni pizza, and we rate every pizza on a scale of 1 to 10 pizza slices. Here's what each rating means:
| Rating | Slices | What It Means |
|---|---|---|
| 10 | 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 | Pizza Perfection. This is the one. The pizza we dream about. We'd drive across NoCo in a snowstorm for this pie. A masterpiece of cheese, sauce, and crust. |
| 9 | 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍽️ | Amazing Slice. One of the best pizzas we've had. We're already planning our next visit. This place seriously impressed us. |
| 8 | 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍽️🍽️ | Great Pie. A really enjoyable pizza with something memorable about it — maybe the crust, the sauce, or a killer topping combo. We're fans. |
| 7 | 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍽️🍽️🍽️ | Good Pizza. A solid pick for pizza night. Could it be better? Sure. But we left happy and full. |
| 6 | 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️ | Just Okay. It's pizza, so it's not terrible, but nothing made us say "wow." We might come back if we're in the area. |
| 5 | 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️ | Meh Slice. Forgettable. If someone else is buying, sure. But we probably won't seek this one out again. |
| 4 | 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️ | Soggy Slice. Something's off — maybe the crust, maybe the toppings. We were disappointed and would rather try somewhere new. |
| 3 | 🍕🍕🍕🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️ | Burnt Crust. Not good. We had trouble finishing our slices. Hard to recommend this to anyone. |
| 2 | 🍕🍕🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️ | Cardboard Pizza. Barely qualifies as pizza. We wish we'd just made frozen pizza at home instead. |
| 1 | 🍕🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️ | Dumpster Pie. The worst of the worst. We're not sure this should even be called pizza. Run away. |