About Us
Welcome to NoCo Pizza Ratings! We're Jeremiah and Chase, a father and son duo on a mission to find the best pizza in Northern Colorado. Dad brings the cheese expertise and strong opinions. Chase brings the honest reviews and zero filter. And Azul, our very floofy cat, supervises every slice from the couch. Together, we eat pizza and rate it so you don't have to guess.
We started this website as a fun project to track our pizza adventures and for Chase to learn how to build web applications. Every rating is our honest opinion after sharing a meal together.
Think we missed a great pizza spot? Let us know. We're always hungry for the next slice! ð
ðš Jeremiah (The Dad) ðŠ
Jeremiah is an incredibly handsome, extremely buff principal software engineer by day and a self-appointed pizza critic by night. He's convinced he could be a professional bodybuilder if pizza wasn't so good. He swears pizza has no carbs. Don't fact-check him on that. When he's not writing code or flexing in the mirror, you'll find him enjoying a cold beer, gaming on a screen or around a table with board games, or heading to the mountains. He's a certified cheese enthusiast who has never met a cheese he didn't like. ð
ðŪ Chase (The Son) ðĪŠ
Chase loves having fun with his friends and family, creating random stuff, and most importantly, doing stupid things. He's an avid PC gamer who will absolutely destroy you and then tell you about it. Twice. When he's not fragging noobs or arguing that his pizza take is objectively correct, he's grabbing a slice. This kid knows good pizza, and he's not afraid to roast bad pizza right to its crust. ð
ð Azul (The Very Floofy Cat) ðž
Azul is the self-appointed CEO of this household and he wants you to know it. His daily schedule includes sprinting through the house at 3 AM like a furry NASCAR driver, screaming at walls for no reason, and knocking things off counters just to watch them fall. He has never once eaten pizza, but he will absolutely destroy a plastic bag like it's a Michelin-star meal. We've tried reasoning with him. We've tried negotiations. He looked us dead in the eyes and then bit a grocery bag. His hobbies include judging us from high surfaces, sitting on laptops at the worst possible moment, and pretending he doesn't know his own name. He contributes nothing to the pizza reviews but demands full credit. We love him anyway. Mostly. ð